Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

by mister burnley March 23, 2004

daddys little helper

the helper that helps daddy

my mom is daddys little helper

by koreanpopstartrishy6969 May 31, 2021

homie helper

Someone who is willing to engage in sexual intercourse with a friend in order to help that friend end a long period without intercourse.

Friend 1: “Man, I’m in a serious slump right now. I haven’t gotten laid in almost two years.”
Friend 2: “Call up Jessica, she’s a homie helper. She’s helped a bunch of guys end their dry spells.”

by Fratlock Holmes May 31, 2024

Helperance

When someone is trying to help but really they are just being a hindrance

Stacey mowed the lawn. Todd appreciated her effort but she was being a helperance as he would have to mow it again due to her poor use of the mower

by Isaac temple November 12, 2022

friendly helper

That guy, who is always here to help with a secret intention to fuck you right in the pussy.

Jane: Clerence is such a friendly helper, I don't know, why is he so helpful.
Jamal: Bitch! You blind?!

by really real object September 26, 2017