Helen Keller

The state of awareness you assume when you are playing a first person shooter video game (i.e. Modern Warfare 2) and you take a full frontal blast from a flashbang grenade that fully blinds and deafens you, thus giving you the effect that you are "Helen Keller", aimlessly fumbling around blind and deaf to the world.

James: "Steve, to your right, shoot that guy!"

Steve: "Dude I'm 'Helen Keller'! I can't see or hear shit!"

by Casual T Shirt December 2, 2009

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up her ass you break your hands and go blind and deaf from pain.

Guy 1: Yo what happened to you?
Guy 2: I had a full on Helen Keller with Broken Hands last night...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Helen Keller Combo

When someone or something is both blind and deaf.

Similar to Helen Keller.

Tim: This is my dog Odie, he became blind and deaf in 2018 but I still love and care for him.

Jeff: Damn your dog got the Helen Keller combo.

Tim: Please leave my property immediately.

by pissonsonic06 August 31, 2022