by Aptolpraidolweeds December 08, 2020
oh daddy xavier hazel
by dicklover69696869 May 05, 2022
by yoeeehhhh February 21, 2011
A sassy small girl who can be really weird. Shes often really crazy and acts like a crackhead who has confidants and who can embarrass the shit out of her. Guys fall for her all the time and watch out you will get rejected. If you have a crush on a small girl named Hazel-Marie you better give up because this girl might look sweet but that's 100% wrong!
(Random Guy) Dude look at that girl she's so hot!
(Other Random Guy) Hah, as if he would date you I would like to see your ass get kicked.
(Random Guy) Shes Just a small girl chill.
(Hazel-Marie) What did you just call me?
(Other Random Guy) Hah, as if he would date you I would like to see your ass get kicked.
(Random Guy) Shes Just a small girl chill.
(Hazel-Marie) What did you just call me?
by The_Shygirl55 October 23, 2019
Similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. There are 2 types of Hazel Logic
1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
by mingleville April 16, 2008
Hazel Nut is a popular character from a totally legit musical that everyone hates. One of the songs go:
Hazel Nut you better
shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better
dry up cause you're the one we hate.
Hazel Nut you better
shut up we know you think you're great...
Hazel Nut you better
dry up cause you're the one we hate.
by Decent Definitions February 16, 2017
by motherhailey February 16, 2010