Hawthorne

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.

Ewww, look at that unsightly hawthorne on the way to the waterslide. Step around! Step around!

by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023

Hawthorne

A winged her·maph·ro·dite , likely stemming from stories from the Middle Ages

King Henry sent 12 knights to take down the Hawthorne living in a wet cave at the bottom of the hill .

by Medieval Terminology July 30, 2020

Hawthorne

A small town with the best 2020 point guard Key'Shaun Williams

Hawthorne is the best basketball team ever!

by Keydub January 25, 2017

Hawthorne Elementary

A school that is home to criminals. you don't want to go here. HELP HELP HELP PLEASE HELP

I go to hawthorne elementary

You suck

by Aboiyouknow April 22, 2022

jameson hawthorne

THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF EARTH, AKA LEXI BUDLONGS BOYFRIEND AND AVERY'S POOKER

you: SHIT JAMESON HAWTHORNE IS HOT

lexi budlong: yupparoonies
avery: oh hell yeah

by myligmament February 23, 2024