Hotdog hammock

When 2 overweight men lay upon eachother and place their hotdogs in-between each others breasts and begin to tit wank each other simultaneously (add desired condiments if required)

Did you hear about Richard and Lee the other night they went out for a hotdog hammock!

by Dr kevstein July 14, 2023

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022

hammock driver

Having sex in a hammock at a party whilst very intoxicated, the girl has to have large breasts as the breats are to cave in on the males face during fornication.

Where's Chris right now man? Oh he's off having a hammock driver right now, wait till his girlfriend hears about this.

by blake stephens January 9, 2008

Hamocon

a group/family of awesome people born and raised in Hawai'i
mess with one, you mess with all of them
hard workers who like to get it pumping

A Hamocon was at my house today.
moke bomb obey

by hawaiian terms January 18, 2010

Nuke Hammock

The act of grabbing your ball sack in hot weather from behind and stretching as far as it can go and then taking a dump into your balls and sling shotting the poop into a KKK members face

yo did you see that nuke hammock the other day?

That was nuts, that KKK member just took a shit to the face

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012

mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

by Hbobcat December 7, 2020