Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019

techno-hamster

A person who is adorable, energetic and very enthusiastic about all things technical, especially the Internets but is totally clueless about how any of it works.

Their success is generally obtained accidentally, largely because they cuddle up to a real acheiver.

It should be noted that techno-hamsters have a tendency to get in over their heads, "falling into a heating vent" as it were.

"That Hooman is such a techno-hamster, he's number one on YouTube today because the video he posted and thought was funny, instead enraged the mob, getting him there anyway."

by Dr. Johnson January 16, 2008

kraken hamster

A crazy asian ex-girlfriend who always makes hamster faces, yet continues to stalk exes until police involvement is needed.

Whoa, that girl is a total kraken hamster.

by InnocentBystander1 August 3, 2011

face hamster

Another term for a Goatee.

Keith : What kind of pet is that? A Face Hamster?

Rob: It's called a Goatee!

by Kwand July 31, 2016

Hungry hamster

The act of putting two guys nuts in your mouth at the same time

Alice is a hungry hamster ! In order to survive the winter Alice must take action by stuffing her cheeks with an ample supply of nuts

by Srorrim June 19, 2019

bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.

We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!

by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013

kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer May 2, 2018