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hampus

Sexy ass motherfucker with a huge cock and is a monster in bed. He got them sexy Eyes and a really ripped body.
Omg there's Hampus with that big dick!!!
by biggassdick123456789 December 12, 2016
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Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
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by cringe060 October 29, 2021
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Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
by Jay2233 March 10, 2020
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EARL: "Hey Billy, look at that woman with the peacock hat on"
BILLY: "What in the hell is she wearin that to the ho-down fer?"
EARL: "I dunno. But she sure do look like a hotdog at a hamburger party"
by jaminimaj July 28, 2011
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hamusta

I know how to say hamster in japanese!
No way...
yes huh, you say "hamusta"!
lololololololololol.
by KawaiiAnime November 8, 2003
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Hampus

Hampus is a wounderdul yet very mysterious person. You think you know what he wants until he suddenly changes and wants something completely different. Don't let that cute face speak for his entire persona. It takes atleast 1-2 years before you know the true Hampus. But after those 1-2 years, you will be the happiest person to have lived on the planet earth.

Eventhough he shows appretiation and gratefulness towards you, he will always love his bed more. Almost as much as he likes to watch series on Netflix and talking with friends on his phone.

One more thing to point out is that Hampus hates to be used. Almost as much as he hates to see others accomplishments.
Hey Hampus! You want to go to the gym with me?
by Tadus November 5, 2019
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