Hambgrimbler

Fat obnoxious wench who sells herself in order to support her propensity to overeat, resulting in her having the figure of a portly fast food icon

That hambgrimbler would sell her ass for a jelly donut.

by Nacho Mann March 18, 2009

Hamburglaring

Hamburglaring is the act of non verbally defaming large multinational corporations through Art in which the Artist ridicules the corporation and mascot or mascots,and is incorporated into the main subject of the Artist work.

For the U.K.Streetartist and stencillist BANKSY,and his Australian counterpart ,the Pastellist James DeWeaver,they both incorporate "Hamburglaring"into their artworks,with a focus for BANKSY being the McDonalds clown Ronald McDonald,and DeWeaver's work and critisism with the McDonald's "Hamburglar"

by Mary Jane O'Mullnihey August 23, 2011

Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

Hamburger Clown

A nickname for hamburger connoisseur/fast-food industry spokesman/former U.S. President Donald J. Trump referencing his love of hamburgers, or occasionally "hamberders".

An overflow crowd cheered at former President Donald Trump's rally yesterday when the Hamburger Clown himself walked out to the refrain of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the U.S.A."

by goesto11 July 5, 2021

Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

hamburger phone

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.

(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.

by pbm19 January 31, 2008

hamburger head

A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).

Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.

Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!

Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.

by cunigs August 10, 2009