by jacknut January 25, 2012
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I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
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What one says to a hogger just before he commences a hook up with a fat chick. A farewell for a wingman before he will fall on a grenade and hook up with the duff so that his friend can have the cutie. Bon voyage for nail the whale. A good way to wish someone well as they depart for some fatsex with a plumper.
I asked Fred if he was going to shack up with the big fat fatty he met at the bar. He said yes. I told him, "Happy Hogging!"
by PMax April 23, 2008
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Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
Holy shit Tina are you done "hogging out your back hole?"
by two lips April 18, 2010
Get the Hogging out your back hole mug.A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
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No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.
No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.
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