by MexicanN00b December 17, 2009
When a female, or male if you walk on that side of the road, gives you a hand job and instead of using the classic method of jerking the penis they feel all around the crotch area as if they are Sherlock Holmes looking for a clue.
Guy 1: When she touched your junk was it a regular handsy or a Sherlock Holmes?
Guy 2: It was a Sherlock Holmes she was touching all over the place!
Guy 2: It was a Sherlock Holmes she was touching all over the place!
by Jets Right! August 13, 2011
When a male gets two females to get on their hands and knees with their two asses facing each other. Then the male puts a strap-on on backwards and gets between them both. This drives both women wild and resembles the trademark hat of the worlds most famous detective.
by Chip Diggens June 08, 2006
a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
by kcnca October 03, 2009
a very Hot Actress who's only 26 use to date and was engaged to chris klein but not anymore. she plays in Dawsons Creek. movies. abandon the gift. go teaching mrs. tingle and disturbing behavior.
by Ratt April 09, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle February 16, 2005
Man, check out Jimmy's sweet cowhide vest over his super FUBU jersey - dude is sporting a serious Cow-Holmes look.
by JCone9 August 14, 2003