1 definition by kcnca
a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
by kcnca October 3, 2009