ball grooming

when you keep good care of your balls

timmy: i just got the best ball grooming by troy!

ciara: i dont have balls

by jaccitcock April 13, 2021

Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.

Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"

by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023

nicholas grooms

nicholas-a boy that has an legendary size penis

nicholas grooms-a kind boy who helps anybody and shy

by freshtwenty September 21, 2017

Grooming

The state of paying for someone else, paying for their rent and food etc. The difference between grooming and sexual grooming is that sexual grooming often leads to more criminal offenses then possible temporary situations. Parents often are considered to groom children for instance.

My mom was grooming me throughout high school.

by anon76889 January 15, 2021

Ste Groom

A skinny kid who smokes cbd and shags comic books

Hey look there is cum in my comic I bet you it was a Ste Groom

by Prof xx June 12, 2020

Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape

will groom stinks

by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022