by Matt in the SRB June 21, 2011
There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
by Plube09 January 01, 2009
A vehicle that is only "stylish" for senior citizens.
Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.
Usually a car that was considered luxury 10+ years ago.
by maxisick August 14, 2011
The smallest of chainrings on a bicycle with three chainrings. So easy to pedal your grandmother could ride it.
by JoshCyclist January 20, 2006
A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.
A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009