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goiter

An incredibly large Adam's Apple.
Wow, Ryan's goiter is gigantic.
by Cheater's Way December 5, 2010
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Goten

1. The hottest thing to hit DBGT since Gohan.
2. a dumbass for dating that contry hick Paresu.
3. had a cell phone glued to his head as a teenager.
4. uber-kawaii!
What? Goten? What does he have to do with this?
by Saichen December 30, 2003
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glutened

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.
INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!
by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016
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Goated

by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019
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Goiter

i'm gonna tattoo a nipple on my goiter
by goiterina June 6, 2005
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goiter boy

an annoying person who can't stop talking and thinks he is the greatest, but is truly a moron. Takes pleasures in others misfortune-bcz whatever he has or does it the greatest.
Oh no, goiter boy is here lets hide b4 he chews my ears off
by jason rumford May 4, 2006
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GoatedXout

GoatedXout is a tiktok user that just doesn't miss, Everything he says is just a hit. Some even say hes been hitting since the womb. He also was the man who debunked Sanji from One piece to be Boundless in all ways. Hes also the world's most underrated tiktok account. FOLLOW GOATEDXOUT.
"Have you seen GoatedXouts new video?"
"No I dont need to I just know it's a hit."

"Do you know who GoatedXout is?"
"Of course if you dont know your missing out bozo"
by Hxpperz March 18, 2021
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