gonads

The body part that fast-talking squirrels like to sing about on the Internet.

When you're a kid and you want to go, "weee!", but you ain't got drugs yet, you hold out for your life. You hold on to your little gonads and strife.

by costheta July 22, 2009

GOMN

Internet abbreviation for "Get off my nuts"; likely shares an origin with 1337 sp34k.

Actual quote from forums:
"GOMNSally=AwesomeEigen is me!/Sally/GOMN"

by Dinner February 23, 2005

gompa

a woman that looks like a man with man-boobs

ur mothers a right gompa!

by lewi-p November 25, 2003

GMONA

A penny (preferably shiny) that is given to G to remind her that she is # ONE...

Gmona on TB... good stuff!

by numbereffinone May 3, 2005

Gonad

1. A testicle
2. Pseudonym of a notorious sex addict

2. After she lost the second job because of having sexual intercourse at work, they started calling her Julie Gonad

by Julie Groman September 13, 2003

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Gonaherpasyphillaids

The ultimate STD originated in sherwood park by the biggest whore ever. Consists of having gonorrhea, herpes, syphillis, and aids.Thrives in the fattest smelliest greasiest whoreginas

" God dam that fat skank gave me Gonaherpasyphillaids!!!"

by Shaveyourbackforanickel October 4, 2008