The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 8, 2011
Get the Brandeis Gogglesmug. noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 5, 2010
Get the weed gogglesmug. by Tbagmartin April 3, 2010
Get the Stinky Gogglesmug. The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
by Saria May 25, 2009
Get the slash gogglesmug. The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.
Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
by pimptacular March 5, 2010
Get the Knox Gogglesmug. Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 October 28, 2015
Get the daddy gogglesmug. A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.
by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014
Get the Semen Gogglesmug.