The phenomena experienced by Brandeis University students who, upon leaving campus, find nearly every single person they see to be extremely attractive. This is due to the overwhelmingly unattractive population of students at Brandeis. Students attracted to men are especially susceptible to this illness, as the men at Brandeis are even less attractive than the women.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy walking past? He was SO hot!
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
Girl 2: Honey, you need to take off your Brandeis Goggles. He was balding and fat at 20 years old.
by unfortunatestudents October 08, 2011
noun: A condition caused by the munchies, making all food look delicious. Like beer goggles, but ends in diarrhea instead of gonorrhea
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Like beer goggles, but with nasty food instead of ugly people
Guy 1. I can't believe I ate that month old potato salad. It sounded so good last night, but I woke up with the worse diarrhea.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
Guy 2. Gotta watch out for those weed goggles. They'll get you everytime.
by Bill Murray Ate My Baby April 06, 2010
by Tbagmartin April 03, 2010
The way of looking at a form of media and seeing a male homosexual couple in a romantic relationship even if there is no actual relationship to be found.
by Saria May 26, 2009
The syndrome that affect males when they attend Knox College. Symptoms include thinking a standard 4 is a 8 when in reality they are not. Also hooking up with a 3 and then getting high-fived for it later when you are recounting the tale to your other male friends. Side-affects include shame, depression, alcoholism, and repeat encounters with said 3.
Male 1: Damn, that girl if fine. She is a solid 8.
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
Male 2: What the fuck man. She looks like Muhammad Ali.
Male 1: Damn Knox Goggles!!
by pimptacular March 06, 2010
Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.
by DROD76 September 15, 2015
When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
by namepersonface August 10, 2014