Golfinearse

To get drunk during work activities and vomit.

Mr. X likes to golfinearse when nobody is watching...

by Fantasy champion January 18, 2011

Ghetto Golf

Golfing where participants of the traditional foursome are replaced by drunken, foul mouthed, individuals. Traditional golf etiquette is replaced by constant heckling, the only exception being during a persons back swing.

While approaching the first tee of our last round of Ghetto Golf, Derek began bragging " I'm going to draw this ball right onto to the green". Dustin replied " No Fucking way bud, your going trees right!"

Lols abounded

Sure enough trees right, and the tone for the round was set

by DirtyDznuts November 21, 2011

golfer's tan

the tan lines left by a golf glove, shorts, golf shoes, and golf polo.

Mike: Why is one hand lighter than the other?
Al: Oh, I've played a lot of golf this year, it's my golfer's tan.

by PeanutButter0910 July 15, 2007

Golf

Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF

Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs

by user4 August 20, 2004

golf

A sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on urbandictionary.com.

Check that little slidebar when you define a word.

by nikkan_hanil June 30, 2004

golf wang

I’m 53 years old. I’ve been golfing all my life. I eat golf. I sleep golf. My wife get mad at me all I do is golf.

Somebody: "Thurnis, why you golf?"
Thurnis: "Because"

ODD WOLF

GOLF WANG

by thurnis June 3, 2011

golf

A good walk wasted, a sad excuse for a sport

I wanted to go for a walk for exercise, but I decided to play golf instead.

by (I<3U) December 28, 2005