bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.

"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"

by akigawa July 17, 2021

Glanded

when a male is pegged and or analy stretched to the max so that the dildo or dick hits the gland and results in male orgasm while screaming

big Owen just glanded buldgeet

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

Gland

Gland is good... it is also a city with a round about with penis bushes

PS if you don’t trust the Glandois whom has written this, search in the internet

Greg: ho! Hi neighbor!
neighbor: hi Greg! I love riding big Gland!

by Ghloes July 30, 2019