bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.

Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.

by Carrots April 14, 2017

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 26, 2010

gland slam

The act of a male ejaculating down a females throat.

That bitch gagged from that gland slam.

by pbb73 April 15, 2015

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018