Gland Slam

The act of having 4 orgasms in the four "glandular" zones of a woman all in one session. Namely. Vagina, Bum, mouth and tits.

Man. That bitch was so hot. By midnight I'd hit a Gland Slam and was headed for home. No extra innings!

by Mr. Balonium October 25, 2010

throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

gland grenade

particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session

his gland grenade went off right in my eye!

by buckleheid February 10, 2008

Glanded

when a male is pegged and or analy stretched to the max so that the dildo or dick hits the gland and results in male orgasm while screaming

big Owen just glanded buldgeet

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009

Mammary Glands

In reference to The Smiths song 'Handsome Devil' that Emma says when she listens to it.

Emma: Mammary glands.
Sam: Put down your mammary gland hands.
Hailey: Ye

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023