jizz gargling thundercunt

The king of insults. When any known combination of expletives barely scratches the surface of how low the individual in question is, accept no substitute

You sir are a jizz gargling thundercunt

by fattyman February 08, 2014

gargle-on-my-cock

She can't handle all of your meat so she gargles it as deep as she can. aka she deep throats it.

(Betsy) That's huge!!!

(Timmy) That's right, you are going to have to gargle-on-my-cock.

by betsy got nice bongos December 05, 2009

Gargle my sap

An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)

Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.

by zornfett December 07, 2011

Gargle My Stubby

To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.

Can also be used in variants such as:

This gargles stubbs

This shit can gargle my stubby

!!.@4 *525

That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time

by KodiaksBeserk July 08, 2010

penis gargle

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

gargle some mayo

To enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it.

Bitch, why don't you go home and gargle some mayo.

by Skervy January 20, 2009

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 26, 2009