gaff tour 

A tour of someones house, or general living space.

When I come round can you give me a gaff tour?

gaff tour by basically a retard December 17, 2018

gaff out a fatty 

When pinchin out a really big loaf.

brb guys gotta go gaff out a fatty

gaff out a fatty by chickenwing March 1, 2006

Gaff-daddy 

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

Gaff-daddy by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019

gaff effect 

when a nigga switches up after getting a girl and doesnt give any time to the boys

man 1: "bro ever since he got a girl he aint been hanging with the gang"
man 2: "thats the gaff effect"

gaff effect by iloveoilymenshakingit August 21, 2023

gaff-on 

To get on. To consume or devour. To acquire.

Im'a gaff-on this pizza right quick then I'll be right over.

gaff-on by cbowling April 18, 2009

gaff phone 

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

gaff phone by MalletMan December 13, 2016

gaff face 

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

gaff face by Beatle head July 7, 2017