Ethical Fumble

The botching of a romantic pursuit, usually purposefully, on ethical grounds, such as to prevent cheating on ones partner, or taking advantage of someone under the influence. It is typically done in secret without the potential romantic partner's knowledge.

Person 1: I nearly got with a baddie last night, but I knew I couldnt betray my Girlfriend like that.

Person 2: That is understandable, its an ethical fumble.

by SmileTank October 7, 2025

Dumble Fumble

A shit guitar player playing loud through an amp with too much gain.

That guy sucks. His playing is a real dumble fumble.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 4, 2022

Fumbling the biscuit

To fumble the biscuit is to lose the money (the biscuit) you made or to make unwise investments with the money you already have, i.e. the biscuit. It's also used for fumbling, or botching or bungling, something more generally

Netflix won't exist in 3033 they're really fumbling the biscuit

by Dman January 9, 2023

Fumble the bag

What Peter did after breaking up with Rachel

"Can't believe he could fumble the bag like that"

by chikikikiki October 28, 2023

Fumble Star

Someone whose greatest losses are also their most triumphant victories

He fumbled the ball, but he was a fumble star so he was good with it

by lurchking October 15, 2020

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature

“You are such a Fumble Dog”

by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024