Fuctuation

A fucked up situation

Today was just a whole fuctuation!!

by dea121885 May 31, 2021

Fucktuplets

A human mother expecting a number of children at the same time that is so high (anything above quadruplets) it qualifies as a litter.

Didn’t Dave tell you? It isn’t just twins this time, we’re having fucktuplets!

by Nonsensicalme July 5, 2021

fuckup cunt

Fuckoff pussy

You get told to fuckoff and your response is fuckup cunt

by S.C.B. August 4, 2024

fuccups

n blend of FUCKING and HICCUPS (2025) : really, REALLY bad hiccups, characterized by volume, intensity, and duration, usually brought on by heavy drinking esp. on an empty stomach

Oh no…oh nononononNO! I’ve got the goddam FUCCUPS!!

by Lixiwei July 25, 2025

freudian fuckup

When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.

Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!

Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)

Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.

by Myascape September 21, 2020