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Tuk-fucked

When you get fucked over by a tuk-tuk driver in Thialand.
"All I wanted was to go to my hotel, but that three wheeled peice of shit brought me to his uncle's jewelry store, three temples, and some of the most nasty parts of Bangkok."

"Welcome to Bangkok, sounds like you got thoroughly tuk-fucked."
by Willmanwho November 21, 2017
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I can't be fucked

to tired or low energy to do something (Can't be fucked)
Friend 1: did you do the homework
Friend 2: No really I can't be fucked
by Modded Gaming March 31, 2017
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Nigger-fucked

When someone (typically female) has been thoroughly fucked and ejaculated in by a nigger(s). This is not usually a stand-alone event. Being nigger-fucked lowers a woman’s self-esteem to such a degree that they cannot recover (hence the term “once you go black, you don’t go back). This phenomenon can furthermore be attributed to drug use along with the fact that no one even desires to fuck them except for niggers afterwards.
1) Shirley has been nigger-fucked so many times that the only white guy in town that would fuck her was a tweaker named Kevin.

2) You can tell by Shirley’s Facebook friend’s list that she was no stranger to being nigger-fucked.

3) After several years of being nigger-fucked for drugs Shirley’s pussy was destroyed and ravaged by disease.
by The Word on the Streets June 25, 2016
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Fucked Six Ways To Sunday

1. Absolutely Shitfaced
2.A situation in which there is no way to get out of it. You Can't Lie, bargain, cry, plead, beg, or joke your way out of being fucked six ways to sunday
1. He drank to the point of being fucked six ways to sunday.
2. I sent that angry email about the boss, to the boss by mistake. Now I'm fucked six ways to sunday.
by MrFallout May 20, 2016
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buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010
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Fachero

The term is used in South America, and refers to somebody who is exceptionally good looking, so therefore it is a compliment, and tends to be used for men only. It is both a noun and an adjective; the noun has three different forms:
-pl m "Facheros"
-pl f "Facheras"
-m "Fachero"
-f "Fachera"
"Seb es el mas Fachero"
"Maxi es casi un Fachero"
"Que Facheros que somos"
by El Fachero May 8, 2009
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fucked around

In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.

1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.

See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
by mr_runabout2 February 21, 2011
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