Poon Fishing

Act of going to a club or party in search of female genitalia using the art of lying as bait.

My nigga went poon fishing last night sayin he was a cardiololigist and came back with some fine snatch.

by Ronald Capa February 20, 2011

fishing license

The type of license one assumes is held by someone who cannot properly operate a motor vehicle.

"What kind of license you got? A fishing license?"

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Ice fishing

Something you can't do at an ice skating rink.

- Hey, do you wanna go ice fishing?
- No, Brian, NO, THERE IS NO FISH UNDER THE ICE, THE ICE SKATING MANAGER TOLD YOU!! Man, you got a problem, seriously.
*loud Brian crying sound*

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Alaskan Fishing Boat

When someone shoves ice cubes into their ass, lets them melt, and then spews the shitty water over their loved one's chest.

I sold a pound of ice to a friend the other day, but he just used it for an Alaskan Fishing Boat for his wife

by John Q Forumer August 2, 2007

fishing for compliments

This is what 13-16 year old girls do when they lack self confidence. It is extremely fucking annoying.
The correct response to this situation is: Shut the fuck up

Also see Attention Whore

girl1: OMG IM SO FAT
girl 2: OMG NO YOUR NOT
girl 1:YES I AM
Me: Shut the fuck up attention whore ans stop fishing for compliments

by ThisIsApril July 3, 2009

pussy fishing

The act of searching potential and voluntary sexual encounters, particularly during social gatherings such as prompt dances, parties, bars, clubs or even church.

Dude, do you have some cologne? There's a party at Jame's.

The cheerleaders are coming too. It's pussy fishing time!

by Florian the Pretorian June 29, 2009

Car Fishing

The act of looking for cars that have the doors unlocked so you can steal things.

Bob: Hey Tom what do you feel like doing tonight?

Tom: Lets go car fishing.

Bob: Im down

by Dead Man 420 September 18, 2012