Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant

Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

religous fruitcake

Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.

Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!

by Wasthebiteof87! November 21, 2023

Fruitcake

A gay orgy

"I'm going to a fruitcake later, you wanna come?"

by SoggyBall69 March 31, 2017

Fruitcake

A crazy or mentally ill person.

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025