Front shit

Slang word for something which is stupid or pointless. Alternatively, one may refer to something as not front shit to refer to something which is great or of much importance.

Coined by Mr. Chi City in the YouTube episode, Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women.

"Let's get out of here, this party is front shit."

"See that over there? Man that ain't no front shit."

by alabone June 16, 2009

front butt

A person with a large stomach that bulges out from the top of the pants and usually resembles a butt-ox.

Yo, did you see the front butt on that bitch? it was ridiculous son!

by edward Fendley May 6, 2008

Front Poop

When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.

me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.

by FB.com/Trenton.the.Terrible July 24, 2011

Front Seat

one of two options you can take when your friends approach the bus stop in a car: the other being backseat.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

by rancors! April 30, 2011

front butt

Huge camel toe

her camel toe was so big, it looked like another butt... in her front...

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

Front Butt

When a person is so large, so huge, just basically a fat ass that is so bizarrely BIG that their genital area is increased in size, it is increased so that it looks like your vagina has been blown up like an inflatable mattress and now looks like you have two butts: your ass, and the butt located at your private parts.

butt

Front Butt

by Ranmaker34 February 21, 2009

front page

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008