Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for
Vegan: anime?
Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.
Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt
Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore
Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip
by NYCDIESEL July 16, 2022
Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip
by tem 2 fivety four member June 21, 2017
When you're trying to prove something to someone and immediately do something to prove how right they are and just how wrong you are.
Girlfriend: (Crying) You need to get your shit together. I love you and can help you, because you're not doing very well on your own!
Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)
Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.
Me: I'm an independent adult capable of making my own choices. I don't need your help or opinion to get through the day. (Immediately drops a full can of wet cat food in between the couch cushions.)
Girlfriend: Classic Freudian Fuckup.
by Myascape September 21, 2020
When you are making yourself a mixed drink and because of current life situation, you mix a triple when you intended to mix a single because your “Id” took over.
Well I was having a rough weekend with the in laws but after I Freudian poured a couple G &Ts life got lots better.
by Lbendy33 July 22, 2018
by redeyevisuals@hotmail.com May 02, 2022
A non-sexual act where you accidentally jam your head in the hole of your mother. I mean, when you accidentally stick your head in the hole of a giant wheel of swiss cheese.
The room is so small and stinky it feels like I'm having a Freudian Swiss.
Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.
My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
Whoops, Freudian Swiss. My bad.
My mom loves it when we Freudian Swiss at her house.
by Butt Water Stevens April 07, 2020