Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

flapping

The act of eating a girl's pussy aggressively- similar to motorboating but down below

Present tense
"What you up to dave mate?"
"nothin' much, just flapping the shit outta my girlfriend"

Past tense
"Alright dave?"
"Yeah mate just flapped the shit outta my girlfriend last night"

Future tense
"whatcha doin' tonight dave?"
"gunna flap the shit outta my girlfriend mate"

The process is remarkably similar to the gif below

by maddogdave May 15, 2016

dick flapping in the wind

slang term, i.e. Don't leave me hanging out to dry!
To idle blindly. No direction. Uncertainty.

Well call me and let me know what is up! Don't leave me with my dick flapping in the wind!

by MustangGT September 26, 2005

Fapping

Jerking off

Damn I’m fapping and I got cum on my hand

by Tyrone122 November 13, 2019

fripping on the zot

to lose control of one's faculties, to rave like a lunatic, to become upset and rant

You might want to stay out of the boss' office, he's fripping on the zot.

by Todd Zuidema February 21, 2005

Flappingeagle

A human being, usually female, who is most times short of breath, rocks back and forth constantly, and claims to know all about or be a part of every race, religion, or culture.

Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle is a Flappingeagle

by kidtwizt January 12, 2011

Holy Flapping Ass Cheeks!

1. Shear extreme surprise.

2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.

3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.

-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-

Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!

Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-

Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!

by Mirthmanx December 16, 2010