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two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.
I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me
by Stank hammer March 15, 2019
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and then I found ten dollars!

A tag line to add to the end of boring, stupid, or otherwise crappy stories. Amount of money should fluctuate proportional to the level of crappiness
...so the whole time we had been standing in the band room, and I kept thinking, "Wow, I really love band", uhh... and then, I found TEN dollars!!!
by stevie September 19, 2003
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“I found you” “You found me”

One of the saddest In Another Life references. (Say this to your friend who likes Bokuaka and they’ll start crying)
“I found you.”

A trembling, tender laugh escaped Akaashi.

“You found me.”

Person 1: “I found you” “You found me”

Person 2: “I will fucking break your ankles” (yes it’s a killing stalking reference)
by ._weebkoreaboo_. November 8, 2020
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fountain hills

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."
why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??
by the real ZEST February 17, 2007
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baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.
"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"
by master holy crap October 1, 2008
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Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.
Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.
by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010
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some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments
stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by AveriV1 January 16, 2023
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