Förkenspügen

To cover someone's knee cap in sabaceous liquids that explode from the tip of the penis.

That bitch wouldn't shut up last night, so I förkenspügen'd.

by Swishy April 8, 2005

forking

it's just like spooning, except the two people involved both have spiky hair

When Jamie Lee Curtis and former MTV veejay Simon Rex were dating, some nights they would go out on the town, other nights they'd just curl up in front of the tv for a tender night of forking.

by sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah October 20, 2009

Forking

The game in which 5 people throw a fork in the air and try not to get hit, But then run to find it so they can then throw it. Can also be played with a spoon or with a knife, but can be more dangerous with knifes.

Owen: Anyone wanna go forking?
Luke: Yeah, lets fork?
Sophie: I've got the fork. Ready?

by ThofBABES. March 18, 2009

fookie

A word for a horrible smell of fish and dookie. Fish + dookie = fookie.

Man, you smell like fookie, go take a shower!

by WindexDJD October 12, 2005

forkendofg

n. A derogatory remark used to degrade someone.
i.e. Jackass, moron, loser

Haha Cindy is such a forkendofg!

by aGGrO October 4, 2004

forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011