Fork

A less obscene way to say fuck. Also it confuses people. I mean who the hell says fork for no reason?
"Hah, nice job on your driving test."
"FORK YOU!"
by BRizzle March 11, 2004
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forking

Simply put: fucking. Slightly more socially acceptable in the presence of elders.
I thought we were just cuddling last night, but she couldn't wait to get to forking.
by Giant Peach November 10, 2005
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Fork

A very small truck, made in mass production by Chevrolet. The Fork was not allowed on the roads, as it was made like a Powerwheels, and it was powered by 3 9-volt batteries. All of the detailing on the interior and exterior were stickers. There were no seatbelts, and anyone over the age of 6 could not fit in one, however a driver's liscence was required to drive one.
Obviously the Fork was a huge success internationally, boasting an unbeatable $400 price tag. The Forks have recently been legalized on the roads, and they are being driven by everyone, since they are very uncomfortable, small, plastic and a great way to stop pollution.
Forks are the best way to go to work in style. Especially if you are a 55 year old business man. Way to take initiative, you old fock, you!
by Arcwhite February 26, 2004
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"The best way to be off work almost permanently is to fork() every now and then as Sweden still has the male version of maternity leave."
by Jeroen M August 29, 2007
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by kia9000 November 06, 2007
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Forks

One's parents or guardians. Derived from a Midwestern corruption of the word "folks", which is used colloquially to refer to one's parents.
I went over to my forks' house last night. My mom made dinner and I did some laundry.
by PONTUS SUNDEGAARD January 01, 2007
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forking

a funny prank. it isn't meant to piss people off. come on, when you think forks in your lawn do you think angry thoughts? if so...umm thats whack.
come on, lets go fork all of our friends lawns! it will be funny for everyone.
by your fellow forker April 10, 2005
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