fork in the road

(1) A way to show that there is a large decision to be made and you have to chose between to obstacles.
(2) A split in a road going two different directions

(1) There is a fork in the road, do I follow his advice or hers?
(2) A fork in the road, do we go north or south?

by anonymous August 30, 2004

Fork Test

A visual assessment one makes when determining if a minor, typically an underage girl, is worth the risk of incarceration in exchange for an evening of debauchery.

Look at her through the fork, and if she still looks good through the 'bars', then it's worth the risk.

Man, that Hannah Montana is pretty hot. I'd hit that.
Dude! You know she's Jail Bait, right?
Nah, man. She totally passes the Fork Test.

by DarthIbis November 1, 2010

Fork in a Toaster

It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.

Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.

by yamumsyadadcreator November 6, 2018

FORK OVER

To give up, unwillingly.

Fork Over the Money, Now! Or else!

by Joseph Blowenski June 12, 2011

Fork in the garbage disposal

Ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding ding ding da ding ding da ding ding ding

Person 1: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

person 2: DING DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING

by Memetrash21 December 31, 2017

Fork knife

Another way to say the game “fortnite”

Aye I’m finna play some fork knife

by Yungdash July 2, 2018

Fork cartel

The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.

Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.

Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BKsav November 16, 2012