A condition, that often occurs during extremely cold temperatures, in which the rim of the foreskin touches on all sides so that the head of the penis becomes invisible. When foreskinclosure occurs, the penis appears as if it has retracted back inside a male's pelvis.
Person 1: Did you see that streaker? It looked like he got his dick chopped off!
Person 2: That's not what happened. It's like 15 below out here. He was just experiencing a little foreskinclosure.
Person 2: That's not what happened. It's like 15 below out here. He was just experiencing a little foreskinclosure.
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While trying to take a piss, it took Frank five minutes to find his foreskin tag. Fail, he pissed himself.
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"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
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