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fopportunity

A make believe opportunity (FAKE opportunity) that people pretend is real. E.g.: Your boss has you enter, into the company's sales pipeline , an opportunity to close an enormous sale as though it were a real opportunity with potential revenue, but there is no chance of closing that sale. E.g.: Someone banters on about a job opportunity as though they were going to land the job when in reality they are grossly unqualified and have no chance of gaining the job.
Sales admin keeps requesting updates on that pipeline Fopportunity !

If George doesn't shut up bantering about that job Fopportunity I am going to puke.
by AWarrenP. June 11, 2018
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@floppaisbig

A cool floppa guy who makes gta stuff
Oi mate you seen @floppaisbig?

Yea they haven't posted in years
by FloppaUrbanDictionary July 14, 2021
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Foopah

A very sassy and impudent obese lady that has a fat upper pubic area. Typically a “foopah” can be seen at a high school where it torments and degrades children.
Example: That Obese hall monitor named Michelle just gave me a detention for saying hello to a fellow student. She is such a Foopah.
by anonymous July 9, 2023
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Caramel fappaccino

its where two hot pale white girls scissor each other while a hot Latino girl flicks the bean in the corner of the room.
"Dude I watched some girls do a caramel fappaccino and it was hot AS FUCK," "Really? Bro you're so fucking lucky,"
by Dick Chirison November 4, 2018
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Flank Floppa

A1: who's Flank Floppa?
A2: I will show you my child
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foptart

a female fop, because why the hell does the dictionary not have a word to describe women who have the characteristics of fops (which are males). Do women not have taste? Um, I think I know the answer to that one...some women, many women just don't have taste. This in no way is to be mistaken as a giant leap forward for feminists. I simply am a woman and a fop, but fops are male.
If Oscar Wilde were a women, he would have been a foptart.
by Crissy Ampersand November 14, 2006
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