fontas 

An individual skilled in mass psychology that cleverly utilizes mass greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as"pump start" or "pre-pump start".

An appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by mass hysteria in the Trollbox, with lot's of chikuns flying both up and down.

Any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the Trollbox declaring "pump failed"

A fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.

I lost 50% of my coins, I just got fontas'd!

fontas by Boxman_90 October 6, 2013

melanie fontana 

Melanie fontana is a stupid white racist cracker who steals other peoples credit.

Did you hear about that racist songwriter?
Melanie fontana? Yes she is so disgusting and i hate her

melanie fontana by shooterforbts July 15, 2020

fontabuse 

The unnecessary usage of over sized typeface used to express ones current mood.

Aaron - "Check out this email I just got, the font is huge, well over 72points! I must have really pissed her off"

Kara- "Yeah man, thats some serious fontabuse"

fontabuse by ajd420 November 7, 2006

fontcest 

One of the many ships of UnderTale, the couple being the skeleton brothers, Sans and Papyrus. Also could be known as PapySans.

Fontcest is lost in the sea of UnderTail.

fontcest by DepressingVoice16 July 6, 2016

fontophile 

Some who wants to make sweet, sweet love to fonts.

That Helvetica is so hot!" "You're such a fontophile...

fontophile by derpderpderpderpderpderpderp March 4, 2011

Fontee 

Noun; user of an internet message board who consistently abuses the ability to change the font one's message is displayed in, often rendering the text unreadable. More often than not a newbie.

I can't read what you're saying, fontee.

Fontee by Joey Roe April 27, 2006

Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.

Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009