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by i76kjglkjg September 27, 2022

Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.

Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.

by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

Flusterfucked

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red

"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*

by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023

flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out

example of it in a sentence:

she was flustering when the eyelash got into her eye

by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023

flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out

example of it in a sentence-

she was flustering when she had an eyelash in her eye

by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023

flusterfuck

A person who gets flustered easily, so much so that a single flirt or romantic/sexual indication might as well make them scream into a pillow, kick their feet non-stop, blush intensely, and have many other over-the-top reactions related to being flustered.

A: Hey, is your boyfriend alright? He's been red as a tomato all morning!

B: Oh yeah, I told him I would give him kisses till he's breathless, that's why.

A: I see... He's a flusterfuck, alright.

B: Definitely.

by C'monIcarus February 12, 2024

Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025