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Fluff Bandit

One who ejaculates at least once a day in the school stalls and leaves his "fluff" on the toilet seat for others to enjoy
"Hey what the hell is on the seat!"
"Oh! The Fluff Bandit has struck again!"
by LewisSMills May 12, 2015
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Fluff on the Muff

Pubic Hair on a Female's Vaginal Area
If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
by Slim August 14, 2004
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Diamond in the fluff

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot
I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out
by Tragulus April 5, 2010
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fluff news

noun

A type of news typically seen on low quality publications looking to get some cheap content, or to "fluff" their way through another article.
Person 1: "Did you see that new article about why grammar doesn't matter any more?"
Person 2: "Honestly they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that one - why are the media so focused on fluff news these days?"
by JimJimminyJim June 4, 2016
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taint fluff

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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Fluff and Puff

Fluff and Puff is a phrase invented by YouTube personality Master T and taught by YouTuber Master Simon.

Fluff and Puff represents toxic processed foods and immoral lifestyles practiced by people. This includes oreo cookies and s&m clubs.
I do not want to eat Hershey's chocolate. Is Fluff and Puff. If I eat too much fluffy is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel July 25, 2021
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corporate fluff

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."
Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.
by _entivore_ September 11, 2006
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