Farrah Faucet

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.

The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

very calm sushi flue

translate it into Turkish and you will find out what you truly are :D

It gets to the point when you become so sus you become a very calm sushi flue.

by by 69420 April 7, 2022

fluckery

(fluhk-uh-ree) Noun
1. Knee-jerk, insincere and/or uninvited praise, back-patting or flattery on facebook or any social media that strangers leave for other strangers that they want to ingratiate themselves to and/or bang.

Also, flucker
(fluhk-er) Verb
1. To flatter insincerely on social media in hopes of engaging the recipient; to engage in fluckery.
Noun
2. One who engages in fluckery.

There was an avalanche of fluckery for that milf's selfie.

by Baron Von Goolo May 17, 2014

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

butt faucet

Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.

Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.

by captain_canuck August 14, 2005

Flude

To go down on (perform oral sex on) a woman.

Fluding is the act of 'licking out' a girl.

Derived from RUGworld (formally 'Flude Carpets')

"I fluded Lucy last night"
"Hey can you flude me?"
"We totally spent the day fluding"
"In the mood for a flude"

by Petal Hipkiss January 25, 2013

Leaky Faucet

n. anal leakage caused by fisting

"Can you get out of the pool, Bob?"

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003