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Wausau florida

A place where family reunions is an IRL tinder.
A place where family fucking is accepted.
A place where make sure you don't drop the soap around family.
Hey, let's hold are next reunion in wausau florida, I've always wanted to fuck my cousin. I've waited long enough to be like the harrell family.(The well-known family of wausau that sticks true to "keep it in the family")
by 2inchpincher August 16, 2023
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university of florida

A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.
by Cliff Whitty September 2, 2006
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Florida Driver

The worst driver in America. A person who passed their driving permit test online while googling the answers. People that may or may not use a turn signal to change lanes. A 16 year old who gets 350Z convertible and crashes within a week because they did not know they could not turn left at a red.
Florida Driver's are so bad at driving, for example they don't know how to merge they put there foot on the gas and pray they wont hit someone no turn signal or anything.
by smiley giggles September 24, 2009
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Floridiot

Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.
Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!
by logicaliforn May 1, 2011
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florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump
Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.
by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007
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Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."
by Da Kroo September 19, 2009
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Florida Everglades

Land area in southern Florida over 4,300 square miles large (3 times the size of Rhode Island). Home to the famous Florida prairies, dotted with swamps, lakes, and hammocks. Over 300 species of birds live here, along with 43 species of mosquitoes (13 biting species). Biome is Tropical Grassland, with hot humid summers, and mild humid winters. Spectacular thunderstorms sweep over the area from spring to fall due to the convergence of Gulf of Mexico and Atlantic Ocean air masses over interior Florida. Very few towns exist within the Everglades, including Ochopee (home to world's smallest post office), Flamingo, Miccosukee Indian Reserve, Belle Glade, South Bay, Goodland, Everglades City, and Chockoloskee to name the major ones. Hurricanes ravage the area every decade or less, and are responsible for the demise of the Okeechobee south shore development boom of the early 20th century. A beautiful area for it's wild life, land, Indian culture, ghost towns, and erratic weather.
"The Florida Everglades is one of the most unique areas in the United States, as it is the only tropical grassland in the country with a wide array of animals and land forms."
by ConfederateFlorida September 23, 2009
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