flappy napkin

What happens to a woman who’s skydiving in her underwear while on her period.

Wow, I had quite the flappy napkin my last jump. Next time I won’t use a pad with wings.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Flappy napkin

What a woman on her period experiences while skydiving in her underwear

Wow, my pad wasn’t on straight that last jump and I had quite the flappy napkin.

by Mute8s May 26, 2023

Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014

Flappy-Happies

The boobs of a big breasted woman.

Hey bro, did you see those flappy-happies of that hot girl?

by EVAmyLeeMetalhead March 9, 2016

flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

by The white knight November 20, 2015

Flappy web

An old woman's vagina
Elderly pussy

Ex. Damn I pounded a flappy web yesterday.
Ex 2. Bro did you see the party yesterday? There was so many flapy webs.

by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019

flappy joe

a fat person jumping around

hey! flappy joe come here

by cute cuddle June 27, 2016