Flank

A submissive who only tributes after being told to multiple times.

God this sub is such a disrespectful flank, I’ve asked three times for tribute now!

by Antigarf May 12, 2024

flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

by pentozali August 17, 2013

Flanking

Assuming a plank like pose to optimize airflow of flatulence

Did you see Willie arch off the couch to rip that loud fart?
Man, that was some serious Flanking right there!

by MattTheCat67 February 18, 2022

Flanking

When you have sex with somebody on a harder but not so personal level.

"How did it go with Kim last night?" Yeah, I flanked her away."
to flank
to be flanked
to be flanking (eg at the moment)
to have flanked

by BlaloMeid February 17, 2018

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

Def#2}

Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018

Crabby flank

when a guy does the crab walk while a girl is giving him a lap dance while he pinches her nipples and cries like a baby and ask for milk

“Damn i heard they did the crabby flank on new year’s eve”

by punanipincher January 1, 2022

Flank

The action of woahing so hard you enter another dimension.

Yo I totally flanked the other day... it was pretty cool.

by TRose:) June 3, 2019