two-faced bitch

1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.

If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!

by find_me February 13, 2005

Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011

pancake faced

Being really, really high due to excessive consumption of marijuana.

I took several massive bong hits last night. I was so pancake faced, I couldn't even speak properly.

by Flapjack Visage October 4, 2010

Shit Faced

being totaly smashed out of your mind

yesterday i went to a party and go so shit faced i striped

by Zo0_Kepper April 5, 2004

2-Faced

a person who is a backstabber, a person who talks about people behind ther back and then turns right around and is there friend, etc.

Sarah: Janae was talking about you just a second ago.
Lisa: But I thought she was my friend.
Sarah: Yea, she is really 2-Faced.

by i hate 2faced ppl April 14, 2006

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

Facedistracted

When a person is trying to do something important like write a paper or study but looses their focus and gets on facebook to procrastinate

I started to do homework but got facedistracted.

by poptartjesus December 8, 2009