fit

similar to the wider known "shart" but solid not runny. occurs when one trys to ease out a fart and instead shits hard and painfully.
i got drunk on the plane & had a fit, everyone could smell it and they knew it was me.
by zeke February 19, 2004
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dawg, that's a nice fit, but your shirt is extra-medium
by Mr.Seals March 10, 2004
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fitted

a retarded ass gimmick kids with slow cars use to make their cars even slower. They are hardly better than a ricer as they use visual aid to pump up their gangsta level. In reality they are completely ruining the geometry of the car, and putting unwarranted stress on many parts.

This usually consists of dropping the cars ride height much lower than what their suspension & subframe can handle.
They then put large heavy wheels to fill wheel gap, along with tires much too small both in width and sidewall to where the outer lip of the wheel sticks out of the tire bead.
Lastly instead of correcting unwanted toe and camber, they actually increase it to the breaking point.
Now they are ready to cruise at 15 mph and show how flush their car is.
Hey check out that volkswagen/lexus, it is so fitted it broke it's control arms, and the rubber bands called tires have ripped completely off!
by Turbo M3 March 18, 2011
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fitted

The exact opposite of sharted. To go to the bathroom expecting to shit, and ending up farting.
Man, I hate it when you go to the bathroom and do nothing but fit.
by Lowlander February 19, 2005
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Fitted before the fitted

The fitted that you rock so you can feel like a thug while you're trying to pick out what clothes and fitted you're really gonna wear for the night. The fitted before the fitted has no say in what you're going to wear to the festivities of the night, it just ensures you look extra icy as you're getting ready.

A knockoff of the Situations "shirt before the shirt."
I was rockin the Angels fitted before the fitted before I picked out the Orioles fitted (after the fitted).

Yo is that's a sweet fitted before the fitted, you're gonna look like a baller tonight.
by Strackus September 08, 2010
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fit

sexy beast sexy sharky good looking e.g marty had a fit bum hehehahahahahaha marty marty iz fit has big fit booty those sexy sharks cawww
The sharks from jaws theyre fuckin fit
by cattlesupafishesbum March 09, 2005
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When you Fart and Shit at the same time.
passing gas while taking a crap is taking a fit.
by Jim Myrick April 08, 2006
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