first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

finestein da rapper

American Rapper
Musician
music producer
Songwriter
Video director

President of Mc2RECORDS
FinepaperGANG
Four albums all independently From Minot , ND
YouTube channel

Finestein Da Rapper

finestein da rapper is a hip hop blessing for the youth

by BIG Fan of Finestein Da Rapper April 20, 2018

fake first family

The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.

These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019

First-World Poor

Adj. Being in such financial straits as to not have the means to purchase basic necessities while in large credit card and/or student loan debt and still owning other luxury home entertainment items. I.e... a person can't buy groceries or gas to get to work, or unable to go out with friends on a Friday night, but owns things like a laptop, smartphone, Wii, HDTV with satellite, ipod, etc...

Jerry's missing Tony's bachelor party cuz he's first-world poor, so he said he's gonna stay home and Netflix movies all night.

by One-eyed Jack August 23, 2010

First Choice Bias

When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.

Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!

Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2010

first of all

Used to shut people's opinion or to win in your argument. Also to make nonsense hilarious joke but not that funny but still funny.

Hey I thought you ate pizza an hour ago. And you still hungry?

Me: First of all, mind your own business

by From selena rats October 29, 2017

First World Problems

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

by The Debacle Awaits September 3, 2005