FIG JAM

fig jam is an acroynm for Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me

Jared "lets go son, i'll knock you out"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"

by smeags dawg June 19, 2004

Figs Hat

The winter hat worn by many. They range in colors and patterns. Characterized by the ear-flaps and pom poms.

Boy: dude look at his hat!

boy 2: what?

girl: i love his Figs Hat!

by figshat123 March 7, 2010

Fig Joke

A phrase that refers to a joke that causes an overwhelmingly amount of sorrow. when said joke is vocalized, the internal vibe of the room is thus ruined or extinguished.

Some time passed in silence,after an unexpected fig joke was said.

by sir soi July 6, 2020

fig nooters

iCarly parody of Fig Nuetens (the cookies)

Spencer: it's just a bunch of fig nooters! what's up with the fig nooters??!

by c pop loves dick March 25, 2016

Fig Newtons

A term for marijuana.

Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!

by yellowfeather996 November 2, 2009

fig pecker

A bird. Also, a delicacy in ancient Rome: the unborn embryo of a chicken still in the shell.

I cannot stop eating these! Pass me some more fig peckers!

by Virgil Smooch February 9, 2010

figged out

Being as messed up as possible on whatever substance is available at the time

Man, I am so figged out I can't keep my eyes open!

I am going to the bar to get so figged out I end up in jail.

If you aren't figged out, you haven't had enough yet.

I was so figged out, I let a girl pee on me.

by venustwin November 26, 2011