Skip to main content

felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.
Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024
mugGet the felonious criminal defendant mug.
.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
mugGet the .9. Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9. mug.

felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
mugGet the felony cute mug.

Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017
mugGet the Cottage Felony mug.

Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
by Arakdiel April 28, 2023
mugGet the Shit and Run Felony mug.

Felony causer

A slur for everyone to use. Can define someone that messes up or an actual felony causer
"bro, you're such a felony causer"
Say someone misses a shot in basketball

"YOU DAMN FELONY CAUSER!"
by Felony causer December 2, 2025
mugGet the Felony causer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email