Felipe shorie

A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor

Felipe Shorie
... lets make it 6,000,001

by snag leo lima April 20, 2018

Felipe

Very dumb person

Never right
Small dick
Thinks sophie is amazing

😘

“ my name is Felipe, I’m dumb and Sophie is amazing”

by Hejsgelsvisbwus November 21, 2021

Felipe

A person who is smart but also completely clueless at the same time about anything sexual. they also believe that fleshlights are made out of zombie skin.

Stop being such a Felipe you dipshit.

by SexDaddi69 February 16, 2022

Felipe

Felipe is destined to become a plumber. He is pedosexual. Felipe is a horrible name. Don’t name your child felipe please I beg you I suffer from the consequences. They are mostly lactose intolerant. And they smell like booty hole. If your name is felipe you should move to Alabama to talk about our curse together as a family. ;)

“Call felipe the plumber please”

by Send nudes mr Luke April 1, 2019

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

Felipe's pussy

The driest place on the Earth.

Felipe's pussy is so dry, you can put your phone there if you drop it in the water.

by Mimikim December 16, 2023

Felipe

Felipe is a very sad individual who got rejected by multiple girls and now owes 30 reais to his friend

Felipe you owe me 30 dollars -Nuggets

Felipe you are an idiot

by Pedronuggets September 18, 2019