Felipe

That one spanish douche that probably rides anything with "board" in the name. He probably owns a juul and won't let anyone get more than one hit in a rotation because hes as stiff as a dildo.

Everyone: Yo Felipe, pass the Juul!
Felipe: Can't, mi madre says i can't share until im 18
Everyone: Shut up you fucking bucket

by DeeJaayAlmighty April 12, 2019

Felipe

Felipe is a kpop hater and doesn't like asian people. Is also a bad singer and loves to play video games (usually farmville). Is always burping and calling his only friend fat. Is lazy and is always eating. Feels proud of himself when he does a successful handstand. His face stings. He is always making wierd sounds and screams a lot. Is usually from ukcraine and albino. Filipe is rude and likes nasty ice tea, don't be like filipe.

1: that guy is from ukcraine.
2: i know, he is a felipe.
3: that guy is a felipe.
4: omg why doesn't he like asians?

by ze2017 March 12, 2017

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019

Felipe

an alternative word for dag

You are a Felipe

by FactualWriter March 22, 2022

Felipe

Annoying as that is bad at Fortnite and can’t roam with Jager and is loud as fuck can’t make good call outs and is benched in the football team

“Yo Felipe where’s the guy that killed you in the beginning of the round”
“He’s at the door”

He peeks and dies from the window

by Issajose21 August 28, 2018

Felipes Felipe

a tinder email

I used Felipes Felipe as my tinder email so nobody knows it’s me.

by Marcus919475 June 28, 2022

Luiz Felipe

A guy who is more desired than Madison Werner.

Luiz Felipe my neighbor is better than Madison Werner.

by analuisa9 January 1, 2022