The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
by wizz nuts March 15, 2011
Get the Double Feltching mug.Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.
The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.
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Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.
by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004
Get the fenching mug.Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
Get the hamster feltching mug.1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.
3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.
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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
Get the feltching mug.Feeching is the process of letting your jaw release and let go so that it vibrates of its own accord, which often vibrates other parts of the body into a state of let go.
The purpose of feeching is to release fear, emotions, stress and tension from one's body that have a psycho-physiological basis.
The purpose of feeching is to release fear, emotions, stress and tension from one's body that have a psycho-physiological basis.
"I can Feech for hours on the hammock and feel a whole lot better about mysefl! Feeching is so relaxing!"
by tiggabing November 14, 2010
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