facelifting

The act of posting a "doppleganger" picture on facebook who is much better looking than you could ever be.

"Wendy is really facelifting like crazy if she thinks her doppleganger is Kim Kardashian."

by FredSoxNation February 4, 2010

facelet

Facelet.
New species of sperm,renound for its intelliegence, feminism, large forhead, minefield of spots and a harpoonish nose to ensure that it penetrates into the female sperm cell. Has a system that scatters other normal sperm to ensure its victory to the female egg cell.

"Man that Facelet was sneaky!"
"dude that some Facelet in your hair?"

by Kiez November 27, 2005

faceless friends

Members of a forum that you tell your innermost secrets to.

To all my faceless friends, I love you all.

by dunecigar March 6, 2010

Facelol

Blend of Facebook and the acronym LOL (Laughing Out Loud, also related to lolcats for its ridiculous nature); face+lol, meaning a person who is ridiculing him or herself by behaving ignorantly, stupidly or amusingly, without the intention of doing so, in facebook situations.

- OMG, did you see what F's ex-girlfriend wrote in her status yesterday?

- No. Tell me, tell me!

- "I'm afraid of crying so much I'll drown before you'll take me back...*sob, sob* F unheart D :*("

- HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!

- I know, she's such a facelol.

by Malectra December 3, 2010

facelover

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

Paris Faceless

1. Used to describe a woman who's face would make Paris Hilton hot.

I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.

by the2ndflood February 15, 2008

Hollywood Facelift

The sexual act of stretching the face then licking the eyes; the face should sag back to normal resembling a facelift of movie stars. This is a fetish act.

It sort of hurt when John gave me a Hollywood Facelift. But, I guess it wasn't as bad as a cleveland steamer.

by sweetpapa November 25, 2009