Farad

far·ad   far-uhd, -ad
Yuinese for "Kill you", generally implying a slow and painful death.

Alt. A party involving a midget and at least one donkey

"I will Farad if you don't calm yourself down!"

Alt: "Lets have a Farad tonight!"

by Valentyne October 21, 2012

farcade

When a comrade has farted, admitted fault, and the person they've admitted it to farts immediately after the admittance thus enabling the initial farter to take all the blame for the odor.

I farted, apologized, and asked my husband to crack the window when I noticed the odor only to learn the extreme odor had been a farcade! He farted immediately following my apology.

by Aley G. Puhee November 13, 2013

farnam

Farnam in Arabic means small Penis.
It can range from 0.5 inches to 2 inches to call it a Farnam.
The Arabic language truly beautiful.

Girl 1:"Wow I have seen something this small."

Girl 2:"I couldn't even feel it when he was inside of me."

Girl 1:"Is that what you call a Farnam?"

Girl 2:"Sadly, yes.."

by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020

Farradox

A story or set of stories given to you by a drunk friend, with the implied knowledge that your friend is clearly full of shit and attempting to make himself/herself look larger than life. When one or more of these stories result in a blatant contradiction of scientific and/or anecdotal facts, a farradox results.

Mike was trying to explain drunk that he didn't really mean to flirt with that chick, but she was on his lap and he was nibbling on her ear. Clearly, this is just one big farradox.

by whoo kid 1234 October 17, 2009

farnam

Farnam means Small Dick in Arabic

Girl 1; "Damn he got a Farnam."

Girl 2; "Yeah I couldn't even feel it."

by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020

farnam

Farnam means Small Dick in Arabic

Girl 1;"It's so small I can't even see it."

Girl 2;"I know I couldn't even feel it."

Girl 1;"Is that what they call a Farnam?"

Girl 2;"Sadly yes.."

by ClocksIsTime October 20, 2020

Farhad mentality

anything that could ever possibly seem to have some sort of importance to someone in some place in time being placed in the sentence commonly used by Farhad, "I need to {item or action of possible importance} so badly..."

Stereotypical Farhad Mentality inspired moment:

(Mr. Crowley by Ozzy playing on radio)

Farhad: "I need to play guitar so badly..."

by jfergkillah January 13, 2009